Teach another fellow’s monkey butler several bawdy jokes. At a future dinner party, the ribald monkey jokester will shame his poor master!
Three Generations Born At Once of the Day: Patrick Sloan is 60 and nearing retirement. But earlier this year, in the span of three months, he became a dad, a grandad, and a great-grandad, after his wife, daughter, and granddaughter all gave birth to boys:
It was a huge surprise to discover I was going to be a dad again at my age.
But to find out that I was gaining another grandchild and my first great-grandchild at a similar time was unbelievable.
I was worried people would be disapproving that I was going to be a father at an age where most people are retiring but everyone has been really pleased for us.
Beatles - nuff said